Anthony Edward Stark

Tony held up a hand almost immediately. "I'm not asking you for any of that. I don't want to try it out or date or step out or whatever you use to call it back before I was born. I gave up on the idea of it thirty years ago. I have someone now that I like a lot better than you anyway with a more compatible set of plumbing."

But the idea of it wouldn't kick out of his head.

"Like I said. I just wanted to talk." And he was the only one feeling a terrible itch to do exactly what he said he didn't want to do.

Try it out. Just a moment. Just to see if there was anything to it.

Tony poured himself another glass of wine, finished it, and then stood up. "Speaking of having someone, I should get back. I didn't plan on staying for this long."