Tony's heart was in his throat by the third word out of Steve's mouth and he mentally went through the number of doors between himself and the vampire just in case. In case of what, exactly, though?
"J, are you reading any purple in my vitals?" he asked the AI, who thankfully cut off Tony's end of the transmission for the moment.
"Negative, Sir. You are not having a waking dream. In fact, you are more lucid than usual."
"Gee, thanks," he muttered, and then turned back to the image of the kitchen where, surprise surprise, Steve Rogers was proving himself to be a refrigerator invader. "This is California. You pretty much have to go out of your way to get anything properly salted. Can I help you with something or are you just here for the Thai?"
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Date: 2014-07-21 02:38 am (UTC)"J, are you reading any purple in my vitals?" he asked the AI, who thankfully cut off Tony's end of the transmission for the moment.
"Negative, Sir. You are not having a waking dream. In fact, you are more lucid than usual."
"Gee, thanks," he muttered, and then turned back to the image of the kitchen where, surprise surprise, Steve Rogers was proving himself to be a refrigerator invader. "This is California. You pretty much have to go out of your way to get anything properly salted. Can I help you with something or are you just here for the Thai?"