"If it's a seagull again-- J, I don't know what you have against wildlife. Yes, they shit all over everything, but--"
"Sir," the AI insisted. "It is not a seagull. I am aware of the difference. I would like to remind that you did try to install a program to shoot seagulls on sight, however." Cheeky AIs were what Tony Stark actually appreciated, however, that didn't stop him from actually putting his rubber gloves off and frowning at the ceiling.
"Yeah, okay, fine, we'll talk about that later. On screen."
The balcony video feed was put up on the wall, but nothing looked too strange.
"So...disappearing intruder?"
"I am detecting a weight sensor trigger in the kitchen."
"A hungry intruder? Patch me in." The AI complied and Tony leaned back against his workbench. "To the intruder in my kitchen, you have five seconds to state your name or I'm going to flood the room with deadly neurotoxin."
Guess who had been playing Portal again with JARVIS?
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"Sir," the AI insisted. "It is not a seagull. I am aware of the difference. I would like to remind that you did try to install a program to shoot seagulls on sight, however." Cheeky AIs were what Tony Stark actually appreciated, however, that didn't stop him from actually putting his rubber gloves off and frowning at the ceiling.
"Yeah, okay, fine, we'll talk about that later. On screen."
The balcony video feed was put up on the wall, but nothing looked too strange.
"So...disappearing intruder?"
"I am detecting a weight sensor trigger in the kitchen."
"A hungry intruder? Patch me in." The AI complied and Tony leaned back against his workbench. "To the intruder in my kitchen, you have five seconds to state your name or I'm going to flood the room with deadly neurotoxin."
Guess who had been playing Portal again with JARVIS?