Leading a vampire on was pretty much right up there stuff he shouldn't do. Having already been killed entirely too many times in the last few days, one would think that Tony would bar the door and run away. Alas, he was forever interested in the next big thing that might kill him but feel too good in the process to give up and while Steve might have been a better fit if he was a woman, this had to go along the lines of what was and wasn't gay. If Tony got the blowjob, he wasn't gay. If he gave one...well. Sexual identity was fluid.

He still wasn't gay though. He just liked being licked.

"It can't be. A real person can't be so..." He stretched his hands out. "Too much is too much. You're a few seconds from a debilitating back injury," he replied, laughing breathy as they entered his bedroom. The bathroom was just beyond that.

The shirt didn't make it there.