"Jesus Christ, Rogers, next you'll be telling me that you sparkle or went to Hogwarts!" But Tony knew it was true. There's always a grain of truth to any legend, any story. Vampires... He just hadn't expected them to really exist. What else could Steve be, lapping at his blood, purring at him that he tasted so good...?

Tony's eyes closed.

"Shit. Is this the part where you kill me? I've been almost killed enough today."