Taking care of other people is something that Tony Stark has never done so when it becomes obvious that Bucky is waiting for a word from him, the genius balks. "No. No. I'm too young to be your father. Or anyone's father. Legally."
He probably has some bastards running around. Pepper likely paid off their mothers with giant trust funds.
"And I don't need a pet. I have JARVIS. And DUM-E."
But...
"If you're still hungry there's food left. Or we can just go. Back to New York. Or I can call Prince Charming."
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Taking care of other people is something that Tony Stark has never done so when it becomes obvious that Bucky is waiting for a word from him, the genius balks. "No. No. I'm too young to be your father. Or anyone's father. Legally."
He probably has some bastards running around. Pepper likely paid off their mothers with giant trust funds.
"And I don't need a pet. I have JARVIS. And DUM-E."
But...
"If you're still hungry there's food left. Or we can just go. Back to New York. Or I can call Prince Charming."